My husband was out of town last week, which means my daughter got to watch “American Idol.” Which means we caught the show that’s on directly after Idol (that night, anyway) starring Christian Slater. Slater apparently lives here on the rock now, at least part time. I know this because I thumbed through Oprah O!osterhout’s Conch Color a couple months ago and it happened to be The Christian Slater Edition. It was a series of photos of Slater, looking progressively annoyed, as I recall.
Regardless, I thought we should watch the new Christian Slater show to support the work of our island neighbor.The series is called “Breaking In.” It’s kind of funny–probably funnier if I’d been following the storyline from the beginning, but I didn’t know it existed until that night.
And frankly, I don’t need much of a plot to keep me watching Christian Slater. I don’t know or care if he’s gay. He could simply sit in a chair for half an hour pronouncing “s” words with “sh” while doing that crooked smirk/eyebrow thing, and I’d watch the whole thing. I have loved Christian Slater’s lishp forever, like since “Heathers” came out when I was thirteen.
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PAGE ONE COMMENTARY: Here Comes Hurricane Season— and this Year, we here at KWTN are Making our own Predictions
May 13, 2011 — kwtnWE PREDICT THAT, IN ONE OR MORE LOCATIONS IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE, THERE WILL BE 15 NAMED STORMS, EIGHT HURRICANES AND FOUR MAJOR HURRICANES WITH WINDS OF 111 MPH OR GREATER.
SOME OF THESE STORMS MAY OR MAY NOT HIT THE FLORIDA KEYS
by Dennis Reeves Cooper
Hurricane season doesn’t officially begin for another couple of weeks, but we here at Key West The Newspaper want to get a head start. If you are a regular reader of this newspaper, you know that, every year, we point out to you how useless the hurricane predictions are by the so-called “experts.” Two of the most famous “experts” are those two guys from Colorado State University— Phil Klotzbach and William Gray.
For example, just before the start of the 2010 hurricane season, Klotzbach and Gray were telling us that there would be 11-16 named storms, 6-8 hurricanes and 3-5 major storms of Category 3 or worse.
OMG! Are we all going to die?!
But if you live here in the Florida Keys, you know what happened here— or what didn’t happen. Nothing happened. No hurricanes. Not one. Same thing during the 2009 seasons.
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